First, George...Fucking WOW.
My "Super-Special-MegaAnnilihation Move" is this...
I pull my right leg back as far as it will go, then swing it forward up into their nuts. As they begin to fall forward I slam my forehead into their nose, then kick them in the huevos again. When they finally drop to the ground, clutching their balls in extreme agony, I deliver one final blow to the Man Ovaries...leaving them lying in a pool of vomit, exploded-nut juice, and tears.
Short, painful, and NO dead kittens!
Thirdly, George, Fucking WOW!