Ralph Machio VS Ted Kennedy* on jack and cola*

Number of posts : 3 Registration date : 2007-06-11

think guys ... you decide the outcome and tell me why Smile

Admin Number of posts : 48 Registration date : 2007-06-08

I think both would get too winded before any actual punches were landed.

Number of posts : 41 Age : 39 Registration date : 2007-06-10

Well, it starts out with Ted Kennedy giving Ralph Machio a ride. Soon as everyone is belted in Ted takes off in a drunken rage and tries wrecking the passenger side of the car. Somehow Ralph gets out, safe and sound while Ted just bobs his head with his red cheeks and yells I AM TED KENNEDY, I AM TED KENNEDY.

Ralph is wearing a jean jacket that is +10 to his defense, elbows the glass out to leave Ted Kennedy exposed face bobbin up and down. Ralph punches him several times breaking his glasses, but from the jack he is pretty tuff right now. Ted opens up the car door slamming Ralph into the ground. Ralph lays there pretty hurt, and not knowing what to do.

Luckily for Ralph there is a bar at the corner of the street, and a 5 year old girl lost. So Ted goes running for the girl, and for the bar and gets hit by a semi.

WINNER: RALPH MACHIO