Who mustache wins Sam Elliot's or Burt Reynolds'??
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I am going with Sam Elliot, not only did his mustache outlive Burt's his mustache was created before Burt's.
I declare Sam Elliot the clear winner on this one. Besides that Sam Elliot's was so big and in his mouth and he never got food in it!