Dang-DW
Number of posts : 3
Registration date : 2007-06-11
 |  Subject: shit dudes  Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:14 pm | |
| so today i was cleanning out my closet.. and somthing strange happend.. i looked outside my bedroom window and there it was.. fucking ET ... i was like huh what the fuck so i got scared and masterbated 17 times... but anyways, after that i pulled up my undies and went outside to trap that little fucker ,, but he slipped away from them all because i was masterbating while rigging them up *silly me* EL OH EL ... then i got pissed then went to the deli and got some reesses pieces, a can of chew, then went and got gas in Loudonville.. when i got back home i made a nice little trail through the woods with my tri cycle to my house to my bed ,, i waited about 4 hours. he finally came inside and i tried to talk to him about his planet but i couldn't understand the fucker so i shot him in the face.. he said ouch and then died... that was my day today .. yer pretty lame day for me  oh well . i just hope tomorrow is cooler | |
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Disfigurine12
Number of posts : 39
Age : 38
Registration date : 2007-06-09
| | Subject: Re: shit dudes Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:20 pm | |
| The same thing happened to me except instead of ET it was a unicorn that sounded just like Charlton Heston. | |
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Ragnaruckus
Number of posts : 24
Age : 38
Registration date : 2007-06-09
| | Subject: Re: shit dudes Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:56 am | |
| The unicorn was also a member of the NRA. | |
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Disfigurine12
Number of posts : 39
Age : 38
Registration date : 2007-06-09
| | Subject: Re: shit dudes Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:23 pm | |
| How did you know? Did the unicorn visit you too? I bet he didn't let you rub his magic horn and give you magical mayonaise lol. | |
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Ragnaruckus
Number of posts : 24
Age : 38
Registration date : 2007-06-09
| | Subject: Re: shit dudes Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:19 pm | |
| NO HE DIDNT, you lucky son of a bitch. Fucking unicorns, playing favorites. | |
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